OMG. Today (11/23/11) I sat down on my couch and turned my DVR on to One Life To Live’s Thanksgiving episode. The residents of Llanview have seldom to be thankful for;

Victor Lord Junior was just killed by twin brother Todd Manning whom himself had just resurfaced from an 8 year captivity stint planned by estranged-and-presumed-dead mother Irene Manning(although, to me, I’d rather have Todd than Victor, but the old Todd, not this new insecure Todd with mommy issues, literally) and Victor’s preggers wife Tea unknowingly got him out of jail time for it. I would love it if someone else shot Victor Jr and Todd was actually innocent and his mom, Irene, had just implanted the images of him shooting Victor into his mind to drive him crazy or something. I really feel bad for Todd and I want Tomas out (even though he is somewhat of a good guy) so Blair won’t be confused anymore and gravitate towards TODD, the man she has does and will always LOVE.

The baby Liam turned out to be John’s and Nattie had to run out of her own wedding to Brody (who knew Liam wasn’t his for a while but chose to keep it secret) to chase him down at the airport to inform him while supposed father Brody knocked out the baby sitter for the night, Nigel, and kidnapped Liam (although, you can’t really blame Brody, this is the third son he’s lost) and after a standoff with John and Nat, he’s landed himself in the nuthouse, St. Anne’s. Meanwhile Natalie’s got what she really wanted all along, John as the father of her son, but she still doesn’t have what John’s been keeping bottled up inside, his love for her (God Bless Roxy for trying to get that guy to open up though).

And the Buchanan’s? Oh my. Cord and Tina, ehh, I’m kinda happy for them. I wanna see more David Vickers Buchanan, and not that damn dog. Jess and Ford, it works for me… right now. Rex. Rexy-Rex-Rex. My dear boy. I feel so bad for you. Every person whose lost a loved one has hoped and prayed that it wasn’t true and you have been through the ringer, seeing Gigi and the “Don’t give up” messages everywhere. I’m slightly disappointed that he’s teamed up with Aubrey-or-Christine-or-whatever her name really is. That hottttt Rex Balsom can do wayyyy better. Like Gigi, for instance. I’m still holding onto a glimmer of hope that “Stacy” is really Gigi. That one day she’ll see Rex or her son, Shane, and just snap out of it and be like “OMG sorry guys, what’d I miss? Hey, Jack isn’t still bothering you is he kiddo cuz I’ll take care of it for you.” :( I miss her!!

The Buchanan’s, Cramer’s, Manning’s, Morasco’s, Ford’s, Lovett’s, Del Gado’s, Balsom’s, and every others Thanksgiving’s seems pretty meek this year. Buttttttttttt. The fact that Matthew, whose been in a COMA for forever, was narrating it set off some alarms. I was fully waiting for him to wake up as a Thanksgiving miracle (God knows that Bo and Nora need it after Bo was fired from the station and the fact that his high school girlfriend Destiny is getting more and more preggers!) but. «SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!»

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that did NOT happen. Instead, Matthew, at the very end of the episode, DIES. MATTHEW. OMG. I grew up with this boy. I can’t believe they would kill him off after everything he’s been through. :( I remember back in the day when SAM was his dad, not Bo. (BTW I miss Smooth Sam, and Lindsay too, for that matter, I’d love to see her back on the show, maybe making some boisterous appearance at Matthew’s funeral, she’s crazy, right? That’s why she’s not in town anymore?). I just couldn’t believe it. I cried. It was just sooooo heartbreaking. Matthew was one of the Llanview children that I grew up with and identified with because he was my age, and to see him DIE…. This was definitely an episode to watch with some Kleenex handy! (At least the end is)


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Mike Tyson as Herman Cain in his campaign promises video.

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A federal agent, Christopher Deedy, in the Hawaiian islands on assignment for the Asian-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit was arrested in the early Sunday morning hour of 300 for second-degree murder of a Kaneohe resident, Kollin Elderts at the Kuhio McDonald&#8217;s. It is speculated and confirmed by attorney Michael Green, representing the family of the deceased, that the two were in an altercation earlier in the evening at a nearby night club.
Consider the ages of these two men. Deedy, 27, and Elderts, 23, had probably gotten into a scuffle over some hot &#8220;wahine&#8221; in the club. But, is that what &#8220;they&#8221; want you to believe? There was some incredibly hot girl in a Waikiki night club at 1 or 2 a.m.? On a Sunday night? That both a local boy and haole boy would be interested in? Really? Skeptics believe that this shooting is a cover-up for some &#8220;secret agent&#8221; activity in connection with APEC. (Local people want any reason to look to to justify the unjust complications that APEC security adds onto the struggle of island life). And others see this most recent murder in the islands as another racial slander, a white man coming into the islands and killing a local man.
WHAT IS YOUR CONCLUSION OF THE MURDER OF APEC?
P.S. How sober does this federal agent (who just murdered a man) look to you? Sober enough to shoot a gun? At the right target? For the right reason? IDTS.

A federal agent, Christopher Deedy, in the Hawaiian islands on assignment for the Asian-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit was arrested in the early Sunday morning hour of 300 for second-degree murder of a Kaneohe resident, Kollin Elderts at the Kuhio McDonald’s. It is speculated and confirmed by attorney Michael Green, representing the family of the deceased, that the two were in an altercation earlier in the evening at a nearby night club.

Consider the ages of these two men. Deedy, 27, and Elderts, 23, had probably gotten into a scuffle over some hot “wahine” in the club. But, is that what “they” want you to believe? There was some incredibly hot girl in a Waikiki night club at 1 or 2 a.m.? On a Sunday night? That both a local boy and haole boy would be interested in? Really? Skeptics believe that this shooting is a cover-up for some “secret agent” activity in connection with APEC. (Local people want any reason to look to to justify the unjust complications that APEC security adds onto the struggle of island life). And others see this most recent murder in the islands as another racial slander, a white man coming into the islands and killing a local man.

WHAT IS YOUR CONCLUSION OF THE MURDER OF APEC?

P.S. How sober does this federal agent (who just murdered a man) look to you? Sober enough to shoot a gun? At the right target? For the right reason? IDTS.


GO PACKERS! 9 AND 0 RECORD. I &lt;3 AARON RODGERS. CLAY MATTHEWS AND THE DEFENSE HAVE TO UP THEIR GAME THO!! GOOD LUCK AGAINST VIKINGS ON MONDAY NOVEMBER 14, 2011.

GO PACKERS! 9 AND 0 RECORD. I <3 AARON RODGERS. CLAY MATTHEWS AND THE DEFENSE HAVE TO UP THEIR GAME THO!! GOOD LUCK AGAINST VIKINGS ON MONDAY NOVEMBER 14, 2011.


It&#8217;s Sunday evening and I want to end my post-Halloween week with a cool scary movie. I hop onto the computer and sign into my netflix account and scroll down my home page for Netflix&#8217;s suggestions on movies similar to the ones I had already viewed. The Suspense Movies caught my eye because the third movie in was You Again, a comedy about old school rivals final showdowns starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Betty White and Kristen Bell. Remind me why this movie belongs in the Suspense section???

It’s Sunday evening and I want to end my post-Halloween week with a cool scary movie. I hop onto the computer and sign into my netflix account and scroll down my home page for Netflix’s suggestions on movies similar to the ones I had already viewed. The Suspense Movies caught my eye because the third movie in was You Again, a comedy about old school rivals final showdowns starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Betty White and Kristen Bell. Remind me why this movie belongs in the Suspense section???


The Kid in the Red PJ’s is GANGSTERR! (and the boy who hit the wall, and the second kid, and the girl too!) HOW DARE PARENTS EAT THE HARD EARNED HALLOWEEN CANDY!


@justinbieber
“so Im going to ignore the rumors…and focus on what is real. an opportunity to help by doing what i love. Judge me on the music! Love yall!”
2 Nov

Here is Justin Bieber’s response on Twitter to allegations that he is father to a baby boy. The now 20 year old Mariah Yeater, who is accusing Bieber of impregnating her in a bathroom (which was an extremely short 30 seconds, no wonder the Bieb’s never talked about it.) at the Staples Center (LA, California) after one of his concerts last year, is seeking $12,000 in child support every month until the child turns 18 from the singer/heart throb.

Okay. Let’s back it up here for a second. First of all, I HATE Justin Bieber. Just because. There’s too many people out there with Bieber Fever and I just don’t get it. My 43 year old classmate in college has a pic of the Bieb’s scotch taped to his binder… That’s a little too much. He just seems a little too douchie for my taste. Don’t get me wrong, that damn song “Baby” had gotten stuck in my head for months after its release in Jan. 2010, but I just don’t have the fever.

Second, let’s examine what we know about the Plaintiff and the Defendant in this case. The Plaintiff, Yeater, is an unemployed stay-at-home mom, who claims that the only reason she came forward is because she wants her son to know who her father is. All she is asking of Bieber is that he take a DNA test and if it proves he is the father, to pay child support. Yeater also claims that Bieber also lost his virginity to her. The Defendant, Bieber, is a “squeaky clean” pop star with lots of money.

Oh, there’s more. When Yeater claims this rendezvous occurred, she was 19 and Bieber was 16. That’s considered statutory rape in California (where it happened) because the legal age of consent is 18. So, this sheds a new light on this case. Why would Yeater come forward and admit to “statutory rape” (where, if found guilty, she faces up to a year in prison)? Unless her accusations are true and the Bieb’s lost his virginity to a random fan in the bathroom at a concert hall, even though he had the beautiful, and not slutty, Selena Gomez (girlfriend) waiting at home.  

Unless the Bieb’s is playing us all and he really is some sort of cad, and there always is a possibility of that, Yeater and her crazy accusations need to go away. It was only a matter of time before Bieber got tangled up in sex scandals, like every other famous person out there (Kobe Bryant, The Terminator, Herman Cain, Tiger Woods, Pamela Anderson). The trial, if Bieber decides not to settle out of court is set for December 15th. STAY TUNED.